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i want snl to do a skit on how, in pregnancy commercials, the friend hearing the big news totally glazes over her buddy’s pregnancy and instead skips right to the part about which test did she use

"great, you’re literally creating a life form, which aisle at cvs"

Trying to explain the difference between a pantsuit and a jumpsuit to college boys

5 days into college and man have I made a name for myself
Why do I like vodka so much

themagicfarawayttree:

ocean jasper

I’m supposed to move in only a half hour before my roommate and now my parents are running late so we aren’t even going to have a half hour difference.
Being late is my job guys, come the fuck on

lordemusic:

dinnerwithannawintour:

Jil Sander Spring 2015

this is a hot mess and i love it
Can’t fully express how seriously you need to watch this

http://teamcoco.com/video/nasim-pedrad-snl-aziz-ansari

We have arrived at the Hilton, only to find that, as we’ve all been predicting for weeks, mom would rather stay at the four seasons.

We got into the Hilton ten minutes ago, and have already booked a four seasons room. We’re moving there tomorrow.

Don’t trust someone that doesn’t have passionate feelings for Kathryn hahn

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

image

amazing

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via soyestarday)

The 🙏 emoji is officially reserved for praying that nobody I’m going to college with follows my blog

thecutestofthecute:

A very round  English Bulldog puppy

Got into a tussle with my mom about whether or not I could bring my cocktail shaker and mudler
Obviously her answer is that I can’t have them with me on the first day, but she’ll be happy to send a set after a week or so
#sobrentwooditsunreal

darksilenceinsuburbia:

James Ostrer

Photographer James Ostrer documents our obsession with sugar in a series of grotesque real life portraits of people covered in layers of sweets and junk food. Speaking largely on the to the global food production and increasingly dangerous methods of mass production, Ostrer’s photographs conjure tribal images that are both fascinating and repulsive. Via the press release, “This adornment becomes a mask of what we eat which then becomes entwined with a hyper-pop sensibility and an obsequious inquiry into the great volumes of sugar that flow through our bodies.”

(via emmaorlow)