We got into the Hilton ten minutes ago, and have already booked a four seasons room. We’re moving there tomorrow.
Don’t trust someone that doesn’t have passionate feelings for Kathryn hahn
The 🙏 emoji is officially reserved for praying that nobody I’m going to college with follows my blog
Got into a tussle with my mom about whether or not I could bring my cocktail shaker and mudler
Obviously her answer is that I can’t have them with me on the first day, but she’ll be happy to send a set after a week or so
Hello it’s not even 7 and I’m already awake and have eaten a string cheese
What’s wrong with me
There’s just nothing sexier than getting a massage from a male masseuse
Thanks Ricky 😌
Forgot to bring my stress ball 😐
I brought up a friends nose job tonight at dinner and laughingly told my mom she’d never let me get something like that done.
Only to get the reply ‘if you wanted a nose job you could have one’
HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN THIS UNTIL NOW.
I AM FEELING SO CHEATED.