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Can’t fully express how seriously you need to watch this

http://teamcoco.com/video/nasim-pedrad-snl-aziz-ansari

We have arrived at the Hilton, only to find that, as we’ve all been predicting for weeks, mom would rather stay at the four seasons.

We got into the Hilton ten minutes ago, and have already booked a four seasons room. We’re moving there tomorrow.

Don’t trust someone that doesn’t have passionate feelings for Kathryn hahn

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

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The 🙏 emoji is officially reserved for praying that nobody I’m going to college with follows my blog

thecutestofthecute:

A very round  English Bulldog puppy

Got into a tussle with my mom about whether or not I could bring my cocktail shaker and mudler
Obviously her answer is that I can’t have them with me on the first day, but she’ll be happy to send a set after a week or so
#sobrentwooditsunreal

darksilenceinsuburbia:

James Ostrer

Photographer James Ostrer documents our obsession with sugar in a series of grotesque real life portraits of people covered in layers of sweets and junk food. Speaking largely on the to the global food production and increasingly dangerous methods of mass production, Ostrer’s photographs conjure tribal images that are both fascinating and repulsive. Via the press release, “This adornment becomes a mask of what we eat which then becomes entwined with a hyper-pop sensibility and an obsequious inquiry into the great volumes of sugar that flow through our bodies.”

(via emmaorlow)

Hello it’s not even 7 and I’m already awake and have eaten a string cheese
What’s wrong with me

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There’s just nothing sexier than getting a massage from a male masseuse
Thanks Ricky 😌

At the gyno

Forgot to bring my stress ball 😐

I brought up a friends nose job tonight at dinner and laughingly told my mom she’d never let me get something like that done.
Only to get the reply ‘if you wanted a nose job you could have one’
HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN THIS UNTIL NOW.
I AM FEELING SO CHEATED.